Students don’t make it to the top of my class without putting in the work. Below is your homework assignment. Achieve one or more and you may proudly call yourself a Punk.

  1. Write to Me about an ogre living in your village; a lollygagging lunch lady with lumpy lasagne? A babbling babysitter with beastly breath? The best real-life monster will appear in my next story and its creator will be named in the book’s dedication!

  2. Schedule an alarming WAKE-UP! for someone you know in need of my eye-opening stories.

  3. Here, the students grade the teacher. Post a Review of your favorite WAKE-UP! Bedtime Story using a Punctilious word like gobbledygook, lugubrious or skulduggery.