WAKE-UP! a friend

Do you know any poor, wretched souls trapped in the boorish nightmare of childhood; a place where a Grown-er’s idea of fun is to wash their car in jean shorts and ask cornball questions like, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” If so, enter that tortured child’s info below and they’ll receive a personal invitation to a world where truth is never sugar-coated, baloney is never served and snake oil is never sold. Not even to snakes with really dry skin!